Abomination

"blackchair" (blackchair) 06/26/2017 at 16:49 • Filed to: None

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I pulled up next to one of these the other day. This should show up under the definition of disproportionate.

WilliamsSW > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 16:51

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I don’t like it, but I still think the X6 looks worse.

Textured Soy Protein > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 16:52

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PSA for every time someone posts complaining about these: the official Oppo term for this vehicle segment, as declared by me, is the SHIT (Swoopy Hatchbacktified crossover for Image-conscious Trash) .

CB > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 16:53

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Did you see a GLE Coupe, or GLC Coupe?

Also, what happens if Audi enters the fray?

WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein 06/26/2017 at 17:06

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I feel like ‘Bloated’ needs to be worked in there - that’s the overriding theme of these, in my mind. Can we add “ B loated, U gly, L arge, L ow-utility” to the front, perhaps?

BeauM > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 17:07

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You rang?

PatBateman > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 17:16

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Meh. It’s not bad. But then again, I think the X6M is awesome.

misfitmascots > PatBateman 06/26/2017 at 17:16

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I’m right there with you

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CB 06/26/2017 at 17:25

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They’ll figure out a way to make it look good.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 17:25

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I wouldn’t buy it, but I don’t hate it.

Klaus Schmoll > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 17:30

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I don’t think the term “disproportionate” applies here. See, a puppy with big paws is disproportionate, yet still adorable and cute.

Those on-roader coupes? I think we need to check the Oxford dictionary again for something more fitting.

TorqueToYield > blackchair 06/26/2017 at 17:31

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Lop off the bottom third, look a normal looking vehicle again! I seriously can’t un-see this. All these things are just normal sedans riding about 1/3 higher than they should be. I imagine a normal sedan but propped up on stilts riding on a skateboard. Can’t un-see.

blackchair > CB 06/26/2017 at 18:30

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It was a GLE coupe. It’s like a car but everything is bigger except length. It’s as tall as a CX-5.

blackchair > Textured Soy Protein 06/26/2017 at 18:31

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Thank you!